DNC’s Top 10 Reasons to Elect John McCain
April 1, 2008
In honor of the candidate’s appearance tonight on Letterman and it being April Fools, the DNC has created a sporty “Top 10 Reasons to Elect John McCain” Seven may be a bit mean, but they make up for it with appropriate homage on four.
10. Who needs health insurance when we have Head On!
9. How else are we going to increase Rick Davis and Charlie Black’s billing rates?
8. Who DOESN’T want to stay in Iraq for 100 years?
7. Early bird specials at the White House cafeteria.
6. He won’t need Dick Cheney to tell members of Congress to “go f—- yourself.”
5. With the economy as good as it is, we really don’t need a president who understands economics anyway.
4. His BBQ ribs actually looked pretty good.
3. Finally, the President of the National Press Club will be made a member of the cabinet.
2. Best Karaoke Song Ever: “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran.”
1. The last seven years have been so great, let’s have four more!
