Diet Caffeine-Free Coke

August 27, 2008

Matthew: diet caffeine free coke is one of the saddest beverages in the world

ditto the Pepsi equiv

Chris: basically it is a can that says I DON’T DESERVE PLEASURE

Matthew: they should have little thorns on the can

Chris: when you pop open the can, instead of hissing, it just sighs heavily

if you put the can down on a pile of blank tax returns it will fill them all out for fun and then fall asleep

Matthew: a hairshirt cozy

Chris: when you bring it out on a boat, a strip of extremely heavy zinc sunblock will appear across its front from out of nowhere


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: