Sarah Palin haikus

September 4, 2008

From some Phish website

Silly Alaskan
There are no moose burgers around here
Go back to Wissila

jethro, come see this
this broad’s runnin’ for VP
she likes guns, yeeee hawww

retarded baby
lowest denominator
I’d still hit it though

palin wont pull out
pulling out aint palin’s way
if it was, less tards

Inexperienced’
Ready to lead the Free World?
A Heartbeat away

break the glass ceiling
covering all of us with
shards of falling pain

and a limerick:
A cougar from most northern state
With redneck named Todd for a mate
Through political spin
Repubs thought she could win
Let’s hope she gets pwned in debate

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